i've eaten myself stupid. why is it so hard to stop eating at holiday dinners? ugh. it's like your stomach stretches to preposterous proportions to accomodate the ridiculous amount of good food accessible to you on one single table. fooood coommmaaaa...

p.s. eric changed his blogger url again. www.humanamoeba.com

i smell!!! yuck!!!

waste oil and hazardous waste smell are clinging to my clothes and my hair and my shoes and my socks. i cannot escape it. and i was seriously only around it for less than 5 minutes. the same song that was playing when i got out of my car was still playing when i got back in. ugh. i hope my car doesn't perpetually smell of grossness. yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck!! someone hook me with the febreze...

p.s. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! have a safe and happy weekend. =D

for the record: lorie made the best spinach artichoke dip EVER on saturday. EVER. oh. and you know those commercials that ask what can you get for a dollar these days? ask any guy kickin' rhymes this past weekend....hehehe. and all for a dollar? practically priceless.

you know what's GREAT?

when they put up orange barrels and cones on the freeway so that only one freaking lane is open to back up traffic and not one person or vehicle is present to do any work.

grrrrrr. common sense isn't too much to ask for is it?

and i'm gonna quit complaining right.....

now.

i have a new laptop. and it's great. and it's fast. and it comes with a mouse without a roller ball. and a scroll!! don't take your mouse scrollers for granted!!!! and a burner. and administrator priveleges. =D this is a good thing.

hmm..still sleepy...still working....i wish i could blog about something else but that's all i know right now. nashville is a cool city....lots of friendly people and definitely colder than i wanted it to be. i thought it was supposed to be part of the south. south does not equate with cold. i need to be not at work. or with work people. i need to hang out with my friends. they inspire me. and make me think of not work. =) they definitely make me smile. chances are, if you're reading this, you make me smile. so rescue me, please. i have to work now.

is it just me or does it really suck to drive behind a car that's bigger than yours? perhaps that's why i like to drive so fast. all the cars are bigger.

p.s. i just caught myself up with the morning session of yesterday's eternal chat. steve killed me??!!! what the heck?!!

still.

working.

this sucks.

big boo and two thumbs down.

i feel that i should blog but i don't really have anything to blog about because, really, all i've been doing is working. what kind of a life is this? yuck. i stopped working long enough last night to catch up with an old friend who i haven't seen since before graduation and to meet up with dinner buddy at barnes and noble to "work" while she "studied". ha. we play the part really well. we pulled out our papers and everything. and then we talked for two hours. dangit.

another failed attempt to be productive.

it was funny, tho', because in the middle of one of the conversations we had, i stopped and thought to myself "what a great thing to blog about". and of course i don't remember so here you are reading about how i can't remember. to be completely random, it was really nice outside today. 60 degrees and sunny. and i've confirmed that people automatically drive infinitely more retarded when it's nice out. anyway...i think i'll go to bed now. i emailed myself the wrong stuff to for work, so now i have to go into the office early tomorrow. YUCK. like it isn't bad enough that i have to work on a saturday.

i am obsessed with hand lotion. i must have properly conditioned hands, otherwise...the day is bad. my world is wrong. i can't really function properly if my hands are dry. i can't think, can't concentrate...i wonder if this is an extension of my lip balm complex. this girl at my work introduced me to that new vaseline hand lotion...hand essentials or something. the one with the pink cap and the commercial with all the hands. it's GREAT. it even smells good, but isn't too overpowering like the lotions from bath and body works and victoria secret. still feminine, tho'..so it's not so good for a guy. the pink cap kinda ruins it for you anyway. ;D

why am i up?!! it is so late and i have to go to pilates at 9am!!! what the heck am i doing? look at what you've done to me, jon. must....sleep.....need....sleep.....sleep....good. =P

did you guys see the snow today? yes it was snow. flurries are snow. leave me alone. we going snowboarding harry potter weekend. (i hope i hope i hope.)