thoughts on flying:

• if you didn't get the window seat, and the person sitting in the window seat is not your significant other, family member, or close friend, do NOT stare over them and out the window. it is quite rude.
• if the middle seat is free, split it down the middle with the person on the other side. don't monopolize the extra space with your ugly floral print blazer.
• flying first class is a different world.
• when they offer you a snack in coach, they mean four pretzels in an aluminum bag and 1/3 of a can of soda.
• when they offer you a snack in first class, they mean an antipasto platter and wine. and real plates and glasses. none of this disposable stuff.
• getting home two hours earlier to see your family is waaaaay better than flying first class!